whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
(Source: tomlintum, via fake-mermaid)
“It’s gonna be another 10 minutes until your food is ready.”
“Your next assignment will be a group project.”
“Yahoo! Bought tumblr.”
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang, via more-than-a-feelingg)
That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
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(Source: ramrambolton, via tweenw0lf)